Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

**smarty** · February 2nd, 2006, 01:55 AM

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

**knight_67** · February 2nd, 2006, 02:01 AM

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j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

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[censored], thats a toughie right there, well, workin hungover anyways, especially at sykes when ya gotta talk all day

**imported_mega** · February 2nd, 2006, 09:36 AM

I passed out in Peter Yun's class one time, most people just thought I was asleep. I woke up just in time for class to end. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Thats what that kinda reminded me of.

Specificity, I cant say that sober lol.

**smarty** · February 2nd, 2006, 10:35 AM

lol tonight when we're at the club I'll have to rem. to ask Blue to say some of those b/c he has a hard time with 'em sober too, can't imagine how funny they'll be when we're both drunk

**imported_OleTob** · February 2nd, 2006, 04:59 PM

Your A B C's are also sometimes hard to say...Depends on how much you've had.

**imported_spike** · February 3rd, 2006, 01:23 AM

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Your A B C's are also sometimes hard to say...Depends on how much you've had.

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There is a video somewhere on the net of a guy saying his ABCs backwards while he was drunk. He was recieving a sobietry test and almost got away but he mistakenly told the cop he was drunk. I will try and find it and post it.